Vivid Vixens, Voluptuous Voluptuaries, and Velvety Vainglorious Venuses

I’m talking about the ladies of the silver screen! Here are a few of them:

My favorite!!

Marilyn Monroe


Before performing, Marilyn would sometimes get sewn into her dresses so they could be skin-tight. She was sewn into her dress to sing “Happy Birthday” to President Kennedy. She wore nothing underneath! To make her hips sway even more when she walked, one heel was cut to be shorter than the other. She wore red lipstick and red toenail polish, but always kept her fingernails nude. Chanel No 5 was her perfume of choice.



 Audrey Hepburn-Voted the most naturally beautiful woman of all time by a panel of experts. They chose the most beautiful out of a list of 100 lovely ladies compiled by Evian. I will put the list in last so you all can have a look!


Audrey Hepburn was very self-consious about her teeth. I guess all the worry was for nothing since she is considered the most beautiful actress of all time by many. She sported pixie bangs and thick eyebrows, doe eyes and ballet slippers!





Brigitte Bardot-I’ve always loved her hair.

Bardot, now 74, has gotten herself into trouble numerous times for voicing her controversial political views. When I hear her name, I think of her “Sauerkraut” hairstyle (yes, this is what it’s called but in French) and her bangin’ bikini bod.







 Bette Davis-One of my favorite actresses, Davis was well known for her sexy bedroom eyes.  She played many a “vainglorious vixen!”





 Bette was the first woman to be presented with the AFI Life Achievement Award.










Veronica Lake-Femme Fatale with the “peek-a-boo” hair!

No! This is not Veronica Lake!! It is Martha Stewart made up by the late cosmetic genius Kevyn Aucoin. But it does look just like Veronica!! Buy the book this picture is featured in, “Making Faces,” on






Veronica so influences ladies in the 1940s, that the hairdo was affecting their job performance! Getting your hair caught in a machine is not worth it!!


100 Most Naturally Beautiful Women

I have doubts about Cleopatra but, oh well!

1. Audrey Hepburn
2. Liv Tyler
3. Cate Blanchett
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Grace Kelly
6. Natalie Imbruglia
7. Juliette Binoche
8. Halle Berry
9. Helena Christensen
10. Elle Macpherson
11. Cameron Diaz
12. Princess Diana
13. Kate Moss
14. Charlize Theron
15. Scarlett Johansson
16. Isabella Rossellini
17. Nigella Lawson
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Madonna
20. Jamelia
21. Nicole Kidman
22. Monica Bellucci
23. Audrey Tatou
24. Vanessa Paradis
25. Julianne Moore
26. Jennifer Lopez
27. Marilyn Monroe
28. Julia Roberts
29. Liberty ROss
30. Kylie Minogue
31. Estelle Warren
32. Gisele
33. Gwyneth Paltrow
34. Kate Winslet
35. Katherine Hepburn
36. Ava Gardner
37. Kiera Knightley
38. Iman
39. Jerry Hall
40. Heidi Klum
41. Ursula Andress
42. Virginie Ledoyen
43. Sophie Dahl
44. Michelle Pfeiffer
45. Uma Thurman
46. Kim Catrell
47. Jennifer Aniston
48. Eva Herzigova
49. Brigitte Bardot
50. Felicity Kendal
51. Claudia Schiffer
52. Jacqueline Kennedy
53. Marlene Dietrich
54. Milla Jovovitch
55. Lucy Liu
56. Penelope Cruz
57. Neve Campbell
58. Sharon Stone
59. Vivien Leigh
60. Sophie Marceau
61. Linda Evangelista
62. Dido
63. Catherine Zeta Jones
64. Jessica Lange
65. Ingrid Bergman
66. Greta Garbo
67. Jodie Kidd
68. Laetitia Casta

69. Princess Caroline of Monaco
70. Kathleen Turner
71. Rachel Weisz
72. Naomi Campbell
73. Grace Jones
74. Christie Turlington
75. Famke Jensen
76. Catherine Deneuve
77. Cindy Crawford
78. Heather Graham
79. Judy Garland
80. Ginger Rogers
81. Sophia Loren
82. Yasmin Le Bon
83. Kirsten Dunst
84. Sandra Bullock
85. Melanie Sykes
86. Cleopatra
87. Lisa Snowdon
88. Rita Hayworth
89. Katie Holmes
90. Honor Blackman
91. Joely Richardson
92. Joanna Lumley
93. Andie MacDowell
94. Alicia Silverstone
95. Cat Deeley
96. Rene Russo
97. Sienna Miller
98. Rachel Hunter
99. Jade Jagger
100. Kelly Brook

3 comments on “Vivid Vixens, Voluptuous Voluptuaries, and Velvety Vainglorious Venuses

    • Well, I think the top ten might be natural beauties! A panel of experts picked the top ten out of 100 compiled by Evian. The info is hard to find, but you never know if celebs are lying about work they had done!

  1. Oh, honey, they cannot be experts if they cannot spell Katharine Hepburn correctly. These are some absolutely gorgeous portraits, though!

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