Vulvalicious Vajewelry by the Creature Seeker!

Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone!

 

Vulvalicious Vajewelry from Creature Seeker's Dark Market.

Vulvalicious Vajewelry from Creature Seeker’s Dark Market.

Why is everyone getting all “cunt-hurt” over artist Eric “Creature Seeker” Brown’s new pendants? It’s because they depict realistic, hand sculpted vulvas set in lovely cabochon settings, and it’s just too much for some to handle!

It seems that all the Creature Seeker wants to do is prove that vulvas aren’t ugly and that he’s just really good at sculpting the feminine private part!

Some puzzled Facebook users panicked at the sight of Brown’s pussy pendants. Nancy Draper commented “Stupid!” While some other not-so-subtle critics, like Mary Ann Laffoon with “Obviously the creators and sellers of this trash lack the intelligence and class of a dead fly,” which makes no sense to this dainty darling. I’m sure Hörður Heimisson’s comment of a vomiting emoji didn’t have the Creature Seeker shedding a tear, but nonetheless, the remark was uncalled for! Barry Hobbs Jr. commented, “murder me now,” but quickly changed his mind and is pining for a “four finger ring that’s a big wonger.” Perhaps some phallic frills are in the Creature Seeker’s future portfolio.

Vulvalicious Vajewelry from Creature Seeker's Dark Market.

Vulvalicious Vajewelry from Creature Seeker’s Dark Market.

The internet is a scary place, but there are some points of light. For example, Soror Esper Grenat  gushes, “Awesome! I appreciate the fact they appear to have that wet sheen to them.” 

This is just round one for the Creature Seeker. Wonder what else he has up his pant leg? Perhaps a Youtube show? Stay tuned to Creature Seeker’s Dark Market for all the deviant drama.

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